December 2011
13 posts
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth,...”
– Lemony Snicket (via climbingtheeiffeltower)
“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most...”
– The Wide Window - Lemony Snicket (via vitabu)
“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well, this isn’t too bad. I don’t have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed,” but most of us would say something more along the lines of “Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!” ~Lemony Snicket
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three...”
– Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via needlekind)
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